December 04, 2008

An Email Funny

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece

6 comments:

J.Danger said...

thats my kind of advice!

bermudaonion said...

Too funny!

Chain Reader said...

I laughed so hard reading this!! Thank you--laughter is the real secret to inner peace I think!

ravenousreader said...

This is advice I can take to heart!

Thanks for making me laugh :)

Bookfool said...

Thanks for the laugh! :)

Kristina said...

LOL that was hilarious!!